O Canada, our home and native land...

you just spent a fortune on a ridiculous polluting behemoth so you can drive to the supermarket and buy some milk ... and the wheels fall off! haha!

do you remember when i posted about CAR2D2? well, today, i met CAR2D2. and his owner. i gushed about how cool her license plate is. she told me that there's a silver Beetle out there with an R2D2 license plate. apparently, she'd run into it and they'd exchanged mutual appreciation while speeding down the freeway. people are neat.

in an article describing how Eminem spent $108,000 on "beauty products", someone is quoted as saying:

"I think he reckons the brand's scientific spin makes it a bit more macho. No one can call Marshall a wuss. He just wants to keep looking good and reckons it takes years off him."

there's at least one person who can call him a wuss. me! you just spent a small home's worth of income on make-up, you big pussy.